Goodness gracious!
When I'm feeling in a masochistic mood, I like to read the comments on Youtube. I don't quite remember if this existed before its enormous explosion in popularity, but it seems as though I'm completely incapable of looking through any comments on any videos without watching it turn into some sort of armchair debate between self-proclaimed experts, screaming about how many more gigagons the PS3 can render compared to the Wii in a video about puppies.

If you want to see what I mean, just look up any game trailer, Iraq video, news video, or really anything else out there. In fact, I'd like to issue a challenge: Find me a Youtube video with at least 20 comments that aren't all completely retarded, or don't skew off into some angle that reminds me of a middle school debate club high on pixie sticks and crystal meth. No real prize beyond your own pride, but you'll help reinstate faith in humanity into a young cynic.